When it comes to relationships, coronavirus has changed everything from courtship to cohabitation: enter a new language of love to cover dating, dumping and divorce. Has a friend told you about their evening spent engaged in “coronalingus” just as you were recovering from a brutal “zumping”? Maybe you know a devoted “Cuomosexual”. If you want to find love in a lengthy lockdown, or simply preserve your wilting relationship, it can help to learn the lingo.